What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?